Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Freedom

Yesterday I had a day off. A real, honest to goodness day off. I didn't go to work, I didn't go near my computer and my phone did not ring all day. It was heaven.

So what did I do all day, given I'm on a week long writing break? Well, that was actually a tough decision. Normally any free time I have on a Wednesday is writing time, and I have to jam it in between school drop off, chores and school pick up. But yesterday I was free of all those things except school drop off.

I went to the gym (which I actually do every week, so it's not news) and did a new class. I'm in pain today, but bet your ass I'll be going back to do it again next week. I sucked at it, so I have to go back and get better at it. Then I had an appointment in a suburb a long way from here. Luckily there is a bus that goes there, so I had the world's fastest shower and dashed out to catch the bus. It's a long trip, so I read my book all the way. Bus trips are about the only time I get to read these days.

I got there just in time for my appointment (which ended up being a waste of time, but never mind...) and was in and out in 10 minutes. Having spent an hour getting there, I was a little loathe to just leave, so I hung out in this little suburb for a few hours. There are interesting little stores and I browsed for a while, had a nice lunch in a cafe there, and finally took the bus back into the city.

It's the first time in ages I've had to do that. Just browse. Wander. Be ALL BY MYSELF. It was heaven!

Do you get time to yourself? What do you do with it when you're not writing?

Monday, September 26, 2011

Furious Rant

I don't get mad often. Ticked off maybe, but not downright furious. Few things actively enrage me. My printer at work not working is one. I actually walked out of my job last year, swearing 'I quit!' as I left because the printer just wouldn't work. Unfortunately I left my bag behind with my money and bus pass in it, so I ended up going back....

This morning, I had another furious moment. I have to book my kids in to swim school for next term and the system they use for bookings is ridiculous and infuriating. Yesterday I tried calling at least 4 times and was on hold for more than 15 minutes each time. I also tried several times last wee and spent many minutes on hold. I don't have time to spend 3 hours of my day on hold, sorry. When I finally got through yesterday, they told me I couldn't book until 8am today. Tearing my hair out by now, believe me!

So at exactly 8am this morning, I was on the phone. I was on hold for 40 minutes, getting more and more agitated as the walk to school grew later and later. Finally the tinny hold music stopped, the phone started ringing, and I thought I was about to get through. The phone rang. And rang. And rang. Finally it clicked like it was getting picked up. And you know what? They hung up on me.

It was at this point my frustration and rage at the ridiculous system (remember, I've had to go through this every term for the last 3 years) peaked and I just lost it. I think my partner is going to divorce me. I have rarely if ever been so angry. I have a huge swollen bruised knuckle from punching the wall now, but it only reminds me of how stupid the system is. They set up online bookings last year, but every time I try to use the site, it crashes when you get to the point of actually booking the class.

So I ran off to drop the kids at school, still breathing fire from every orifice. Then, when I got back from the gym, I tried again. This time I got through in only 10 minutes and managed to book my son's friend a place in the same class.

So, it has all ended up okay, but I am already dreading having to go through it all again next term. And my knuckle hurts....

What makes you really angry?

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Pack Mentality

The Rugby World Cup is on at the moment and the whole country seems to have dropped any interest in anything they may have had except rugby. Personally, I think rugby is boring and I can't be bothered with it. It irritates me that the whole nation seems to be on standby until it's over.

The pack mentality is something awesome to see. Last night there was a big game on at 8.30pm and by 8.15 crowds were spilling out of the bars up and down the street my cinema is on. I didn't need to watch the game because the roars and groans of disappointment ringing up and down the street were enough to tell me exactly what was going on. Strangers grabbed each other and hugged when one team scored.

It's like sport can create an artificial brotherhood between people. Supporters are united in their passion for their team. I guess it's nice, in its way, but I can't help remembering how these things can turn brutal (British football hooligans, anyone?). A lone guy sat on a railing last night, waving his large French flag. I couldn't help wondering how long it would be before someone gave him a shove and he went tumbling to the street below...

Are you a sports fan? Do you feel an affinity with others who support your team?

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Done!

I just finished the first draft of The Boyfriend Plague, the book that has been kicking my ass for the last three months. It's such a relief.

I'm pretty sure it's a huge, steaming pile of manure, but I'm also sure there's a good book somewhere in there. I'm just going to have to wade in and try to dig it out. But first, I'm taking a week off. A whole long, luxurious week with no writing, no pressure. I need to catch up on my critiquing and I should send some more queries for Taillights.

Then I'll dive into the dreaded revision.

The book is 31 chapters long at the moment, so I figure if I revise/rewrite one chapter a day through October, I should have something to give my betas and critique partners by the beginning of November. Just in time for NaNo, or the other secret project that may come up around that time...

But right now, I'm going to take a deliciously trashy novel out into my backyard and soak up some sunshine while I read.

How do you celebrate finishing a book?

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Can you Hook A Teen???

Brenda Drake is hosting another awesome blogfest. This one has teen judges, so for all us YA writers, it's a way to see if our work actually appeals to the demographic we're aiming at.

So, here's my first 250 (again... sorry regulars. I am going to finish the first draft of the new book today, so within a couple of months, I should have something new to post in these things.)

TITLE: Chasing the Taillights
GENRE: YA contemporary
WORD COUNT: 87K

The darkness is absolute. I’m not sure if my eyes are open or closed. I strain to push the lids up, but they’re already wide. Something covers my mouth and nose, making breathing difficult. My lungs burn for air, but I can only suck in tiny mouthfuls through whatever smothers my face.

I turn my head, crying out as a savage bolt of pain shoots through it. Wavy grey lines waft across the blank space before my eyes. I can’t think, can’t make sense of the darkness threatening to drown me. Certain now I won’t pass out, I gasp for breath. There’s nothing covering my face. It was the ground my nose and mouth were pressed into.

The ground? Wet. Greasy. Reeking of something that reminds me of… gas? Reaching out my left hand, I try to find something to hold onto. My fingers scrabble over small objects, pebbles perhaps, that skitter away beneath my touch. I reach further, wrapping my fist around them. Pain prickles my fingertips. Not pebbles. Glass. Small, sharp shards of glass.

Using my torn hand, I drag myself forward, an inch, maybe two. I can’t move my legs, can’t even feel them. Raising my head, I see light. Not a lot of light, but light. Red light, bright at one end, dull at the other. I know what this is. I do. My heart thumps at the side of my head and I can almost hear the gears of my brain creaking to make sense of this weird red glow.

Let me know what you think, okay?

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Way to Make Me Feel Old, Dudes

I was on the bus yesterday afternoon when a bunch of high school boys got on. From their conversation, I gathered they'd just finished an exam. Media Studies, I think. What is Media Studies? It didn't exist in my day. Well, it seems that Media Studies is the study of films and television.

These kids started talking about the films they'd been studying and I was gob-smacked to hear them refer to Pulp Fiction as a classic. It's a good film, but a classic? It's only... well...okay, I guess it is almost 20 years old. It struck me as being really strange that something released in my lifetime can be called a classic, but I guess my lifetime is a fair expanse of time now. Ouch!

Then they went on to talk about the cartoons they used to watch when they were kids. Double ouch. I was too old for cartoons by the time these shows came out and what they were saying just sounded like gibberish to me. It was like sitting next to a bunch of aliens.

These kids are the age I write for. Sitting there, completely lost by their references, I began to wonder if I'm at all qualified to write for today's teenagers. Clearly there is a lot going on in their world that I haven't a clue about.

Do you ever feel too old to write YA?

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Err On The Side of Caution

I have vast numbers of short stories, flash fiction and bad poetry stored up on my hard drive doing nothing. Some of it is abysmal and will never see the light of day. Other things, I quite like, but for some reason or other, I haven't managed to place anywhere. I admit, my submissions this year have been very limited. I have several really goo stories I really should keep sending out, but I just haven't had the time or the motivation to do it.

So, I'll share a few bits and bobs here. Not the longer stories, but the flash pieces. So, without any further ado, here we go!

ERR ON THE SIDE OF CAUTION

By Kate Larkindale

It was hot and the pavement was crowded. I stumbled as a large woman in a too-tight scarlet shirt pushed past me.

“Excuse me!” I snarled under my breath. “No manners!”

“What was that, dear?” My wife Martha turned from where she was studying a row of crocheted doilies.

“Nothing.” I tried to move myself out of the line of traffic, but there didn’t appear to be anywhere out of the line of traffic. It seemed as if everyone in the entire city had turned out for the Sunday market.

The stalls snaked their way down the esplanade, only a low stone wall separating them from the beach below. I breathed in the scent of ocean, mixed with the smells of grilling sausages, roasting nuts and assorted others. I was exhausted, the heat having drained my energy completely. My feet and knees ached, not to mention my arms, laden as they were with the seven shopping bags Martha had loaded on me.

“I’m too old for this,” I muttered to myself, trying not to lose sight of Martha who was darting tirelessly in and out of the crowd, looking at the various wares the stalls had to offer.

Between two stalls I spied a bench, thankfully unoccupied. I hurried across to it, lowering myself and the packages onto it.

“Thank goodness!” I sighed, shifting around until I found a comfortable position for my long legs. As I moved my left foot, it hit something that rolled away, striking the leg of the bench with a dull metallic thud. I bent stiffly and reached under the seat, pulling up a small brown glass bottle, liquid sloshing away inside.

The sun shone through the brown glass, making it gleam like amber. I held it away from my face, squinting at the faded type on the tattered paper label.

“Youth Serum,” I read then started, staring back at the label. “Must be some kind of joke!” But I held the bottle up again, studying the liquid within. Carefully I tugged at the stopper, easing it from the neck of the bottle with my gnarled, arthritic hands. It was a struggle, but finally it came away with a gentle hissing sound.

The smell that emanated from the bottle was faint, but gave me an instant shock of recognition. I bent my head, plunging my nose into the opening. I breathed deeply, recognising the scent of the hydrangeas that had grown around the house I’d grown up in. Underlying this was the smell of starch and bleach, of sheets that had been dried outside in the sun. A note of spice was in there too, an aroma that reminded me of baking, of fruit buns and homemade gingerbread. I breathed deeply again, realising all of a sudden that what I smelt was the scent of my childhood.

I stoppered the bottle, not wanting the liquid and heavenly scent within to evaporate in the baking sun. Glancing around, I spotted Martha a few yards away, talking animatedly with a stallholder who held up colourful painted mobiles of hanging jungle animals. I smiled a benevolent smile. The grandchildren were spoiled enough, but Martha just couldn’t help herself. I waved at her as she moved away from the stall, carried along by the crowd towards the next one. She knew where to find me now. And she would, when she was finished with her browsing and shopping.

I turned back to the bottle, smoothing the paper label down with my thumb. There was more writing on it, under the bold letters that announced it to be Youth Serum. I’d left my glasses in the car. I held out the bottle, wishing, not for the first time, that I had a few more inches of arm. My sight seemed to get longer every year. Finally the type came into focus, blurry, but still readable. Use with care, the label warned. Each drop will take one year from your age. Err on the side of caution in all instances.

One drop, one year. My mind whirred as I tried to figure out how many drops it would take to get me back to thirty-six, the best year of my life, the year I met Martha. It took longer than I care to admit. Finally I decided a single sip from the bottle would be enough; it’s not as if I couldn’t hold onto it, administer more as needed. I couldn’t wait to do it. I wanted to have done the deed before Martha returned so she’d see the new, youthful me when she returned. Then I could give some to her and we could be young together again.

My fantasy excited me so much that my hands shook as I re-opened the bottle, that heavenly nostalgic scent filling my nostrils again. I tipped the bottle towards my mouth, lips parted, but tight, to limit the amount of serum that would fall on my tongue. Just as the bottle met my mouth, someone in the crowd brushed by, knocking my elbow. A great gush of liquid spilled from the bottle, into my mouth. I gulped, swallowing involuntarily.

A strange sensation filled me, as if my blood had sped up and was now rushing through my veins at great speed. I looked down and was startled to see my clothes puddling around me, pants legs limp against the slats of the bench. I raised my hand towards my face, a small, plump thing, pink and unwrinkled, devoid of the liver spots that had covered them for the last fifteen years or so. My mind was my own, filled with the memories and experiences of the eighty-six years I’d lived on earth, but my body had changed.

I opened my mouth to call out as I saw Martha shouldering her way through the crowd towards me. But all I could hear was the pitiful wailing of a baby, somewhere very close by.


I hope you enjoyed it!